shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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