Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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