everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Randomize
