Can Purell be used as lube?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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