Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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