you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my being single is dangerous.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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