Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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