we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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