Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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