lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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