Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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