Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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