Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
