I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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