how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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