Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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