Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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