we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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