How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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