i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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