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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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