i would punch a child for taco bell
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
this will be a night to untag.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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