Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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