Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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