Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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