No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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