It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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