Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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