at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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