brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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