So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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