remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
