id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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