I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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