your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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