Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Randomize
