You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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