Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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