break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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