Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
