Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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