I love black thongs
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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