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the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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