Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
