His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Even my vagina gasped.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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