So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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