# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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