i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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