Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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You. Win. At. Life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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