Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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